1. mostly text

    behindtheplottwist:

    Trying to remember an answer when taking a test

    image

    Remembering the answer after you’ve turned the test in

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    (via shonnan)

    Posted on: 21st September 2014 - 138,929 notesReblog

  2. a photoset

    josiah-the-messiah:

    why do we exist

    (Source: mysterdote, via punchingsatanlikeaboss)

    Posted on: 21st September 2014 - 2,244 notesReblog

  3. a photo

    (Source: frenums, via yummytomatoes)

    Posted on: 21st September 2014 - 122,716 notesReblog

  4. a chat

    • me: *playing an rpg*
    • me: I'm gonna be the villain this time
    • me: *starts to feel bad and makes good choices*

    Posted on: 20th September 2014 - 8,164 notesReblog

  5. a photo

    unclefather:

enhance

    unclefather:

    enhance

    (Source: bird-bum, via birdycephonaltera)

    Posted on: 20th September 2014 - 12,721 notesReblog

  6. a photoset

    (Source: ohpuppies, via hendersongo)

    Posted on: 20th September 2014 - 173,435 notesReblog

  7. a chat

    • high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
    • college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.

    Posted on: 20th September 2014 - 20,488 notesReblog

  8. a photoset

    Posted on: 18th September 2014 - 24,189 notesReblog

  9. mostly text

    supersmashthestatebros:

    okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.

    (via jayohsnap)

    Posted on: 18th September 2014 - 31,045 notesReblog

  10. a chat

    • gravity falls season 1: gnomes, grandpa ghosts, pool mermaids
    • gravity falls season 2: death, conspiracy, body horror, your fate is doomed and you will die horribly

    Posted on: 17th September 2014 - 8,965 notesReblog

  11. mostly text

    heatoise:

    *sees a dog*

    me: holy shit

    (via shonnan)

    Posted on: 16th September 2014 - 184,215 notesReblog

  12. a photo

    (Source: mh-things, via shannonjeva)

    Posted on: 16th September 2014 - 68,599 notesReblog

  13. a photoset

    rigisart:

    More fluff lords to your dash~!

    (via cancerouspsychosis)

    Posted on: 15th September 2014 - 2,433 notesReblog

  14. mostly text

    nickcarragay:

    isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”

    (via nnaia)

    Posted on: 14th September 2014 - 779,891 notesReblog

  15. mostly text

    punypalhoncho:

    A FUN GAME:

    PRETEND YOUR ICON IS MAKING ITS CURRENT EXPRESSION WHILE GETTING A BLOWJOB

    (Source: deadcrabs, via birdycephonaltera)

    Posted on: 14th September 2014 - 199,420 notesReblog

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